Total Medals Earned: 2,274 (From 341 different games.) Total Medal Score: 41,575 Points
Medals Earned: 9/14 (150/360 points)
Complete an easy level without dying
Stomp a cat
Attempt to double jump
Stomp a cat while fat
Mid-air axe death
Death by spikes when fat
Complete a hard level without dying
Defeat the cat god
Vomit on the princess
Get to the flag when fat
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Find a secret area
Find all 3 secret areas
Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)
Get killed by a zombie.
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a robot.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 4/9 (65/490 points)
Hit the sand.
Get promoted from private.
Get promoted from private first class.
Get promoted from corporal
Get promoted from sergeant.
Finish and kill more allies than enemies.
Finish with 100 kills - enemies and allies.
Finish and collect 100 dogtags.
Finish the game without firing your gun.
Medals Earned: 10/10 (500/500 points)
Being eaten by dog
Being killed by spikes
Find sixth ending.
Find second ending.
Being crushed by Bigfoot.
Find fifth ending.
Find fourth ending
Find third ending
Find first ending.
Find all endings
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Collect 10 squares
Collect 20 squares
Collect 30 squares
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/165 points)
Beat the game!
Get all weapons
Beat the game without losing a single heart!
Beat the game in 'no future mode'
Medals Earned: 4/23 (25/500 points)
Score 1 million points!
Destroy 10 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Reach difficulty level 5!
Reach difficulty level 10!
Destroy 25 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Score 5 million points!
Destroy 50 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Reach difficulty level 15!
Score 10 million points!
Destroy 100 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Score 20 million points!
Destroy 75 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Have 6 Yellow Spikes active at the same time!
Have 6 Red Seekers following you at one time!
Reach difficulty level 20!
Use only Red Seekers to destroy 15 Blue Stars in a row!
Use only Yellow Spikes to destroy 5 Blue Stars in a row!
Score over 50k points using a Red Seeker on a Blue Star!
Score over 250k points using a Yellow Spike on a Blue Star!
Destroy 150 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Destroy 200 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Reach difficulty level 30!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/9 (200/500 points)
Bully the weak.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Find the adult pleasure.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Bully your own boss.
Defend the weak.
Become one with the desert
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 8/10 (295/495 points)
Rescue 100 allies
Kill 500 enemies
Achieve 1st Lieutenant rank
Complete 10 missions
Collect 5000 gold
Ride 500 meters on the car in one game
Finish Normal Mode
Achieve Colonel rank
Buy all the game upgrades
Run 2000 meters in one game
Medals Earned: 15/15 (425/425 points)
Kill one realm unit
Kill 10 units with your Goblin Warriors while the Gold Digger skill is active
Kill 15 units with your Goblin Kamikazes
Get one of your battalions fully upgraded
Charge the enemy 15 times
Kill 50 units with your Archers, Chamans or Dark Mages
Reach 500 feet no later than day 10
Kill 30 units with the Apocalypse special skill
Kill 50 units with your Demon
Ressurect 10 Underworld Fighters
Kill 40 units while the Black Rain skill is active
Reach 1000 feet no longer than day 25
Get your entire army fully upgraded
Complete the game
Complete the game no later than day 45
